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Renfrewshire, Scotland

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Separated, 49 year old woman in Paisley, Renfrewshire

NICE FUNNY PROFILE FOR YOU ALL HOPE ENJOY AND GIVES YOU A LAUGH ;-) Don't have many hobbies part from clothes shopping dont worry i have a discount card for ann summers! i also have a fetish for buying tents and i have just started pole dancing, i usually walk round town looking for scaffolding to practise on but tell me a woman who doesn't lol Im a fun loving lady that loves to have a good laugh. Also just like to point out I'm NOT high maintenance but my car is! dont worry your wife will hear me coming by the sound of my exhaust boy racers have nothing on me. i love to turn the lights off and just sit in candle light, just hoping 1 might fall over then i would have fireman come to visit. What am I looking for in a man is just kind and caring, caring is essential as i am special! and who's funny to look at as I like to have a good laugh :-) . I'd like to meet that nice special one as it's been far to long being on my own :-( So come on what you waiting for I'm a nice warm genuine lady . ive always got the heating on i like making tat! i buy any rubbish and put glitter on it so if you stand still too long yes i will sprinkle glitter on you. So thanks for looking at my profile ,and I hope I hear from you very soon if you like x

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